He was assigned to take care of his friend’s Star Wars figure collection… then he heard that his friend had sex with his girlfriend.
It’s so awesome, and so evil, because the other guy’s toy still exists, and he still has it, but it has absolutely no commercial value whatsoever.
Though, really, it only seems fair that the “submerger” at least pays the guy for the value of the toy…
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else. - Will Rogers