If you want to live like this; that’s fine… just have the good sense to feel ashamed of yourselves…

“In school, my nickname is Blondie. I don’t know where it comes from… just jokin’…my hair.”

I need some ice on my head. I feel like someone just stabbed my frontal lobe.

That’s probably my favorite quote on the Digg talk page for this thing…

The general consensus seems to be that she’ll marry someone rich and old; or end up in the porn industry.