Binks Is Here

Commentary on the World

Winning the Hearts and Minds

Allright, so people didn’t like the big deal over the Great American Puppy Toss Championship, how about this one?

Way to win allies. It’s wood, man. It sits there, in the sun and the rain, it’ll be useless soon enough.

Besides, any 6 year old would be able to tell you, “That’s not fair!” - a car crushed for a few chunks of wood being stolen.

No judge, no jury, no appeal. It’s not justice, it’s vigilantism.