Binks Is Here

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Though, we do now have some idea of why I’m still single…

Binks says (10:48 PM):
probably not a bad blan
Binks says (10:48 PM):
or plan….
M - i’m only human at work says (10:49 PM):
lol
Binks says (10:53 PM):
man
Binks says (10:53 PM):
I like to keep tools around
Binks says (10:54 PM):
just in case I need to put some monkeys in their place
Binks says (10:54 PM):
“oh, check it out, opposable thumbs. Booyah! Come back when you’ve evolved more”
M - i’m only human
at work says (10:54 PM):
huh?
Binks says (10:55 PM):
… I might be kinda tired…
M - i’m only human at work says (10:55 PM):
ok
Binks says (10:55 PM):
I just fixed something by hammering it
Binks says (10:55 PM):
so, I feel all-powerful and mighty when it comes to the use of tools
Binks says (10:56 PM):
remarkably, me hammering on a door frame for 2 minutes didn’t draw the attention of either of my roommates…
M - i’m only human
at work says (10:56 PM):
i see
Binks says (10:57 PM):
maybe we should just step past this whole conversational land mine…
Binks says (10:57 PM):
so, weather was pretty crappy today
Binks says (10:57 PM):
glad I didn’t have to go out much

We’re now on minute 16 of the complete and total silence on her end.

Edit: after 34 minutes of silence, she signed out. Man… what the heck do you do in a situation like that?