I just started following Ze Frank on Twitter.
He then started following me.
Sigh; he’s so dreamy…
(Note for people “just passing through” - I’m not gay…)
(Really! I’m not!)
(Hey, I’ll have sex with a chick right now to prove it!)
(Allright… there’s about 0 chance of me successfully finding a girl to have sex with at this instant)
(Sigh… best links to porn sites in the comments)