I just started following Ze Frank on Twitter.

He then started following me.

Sigh; he’s so dreamy…

(Note for people “just passing through” - I’m not gay…)

(Really! I’m not!)

(Hey, I’ll have sex with a chick right now to prove it!)

(Allright… there’s about 0 chance of me successfully finding a girl to have sex with at this instant)

(Sigh… best links to porn sites in the comments)