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Commentary on the World

Why They Don't Let Me Name Streets...

I’d like to name a street, “WhatTheFuckAreYouDoingToThatMonkey”.

“So, where are we meeting?”

“Oh, 2117 WhatTheFuckAreYouDoingToThatMonkey. Bye”

How much more interesting would life be? Both for the one saying it (who gets to say something awesome) and the one hearing it (thinking, “OK… so what was going on there and what street are we meeting at!?!?”).

I wonder what such a street name would do to property values…