I know that you’re a hip, modern cat. In fact, that’s one of the things that I like the most about you.
But do you really need to update EVERY time we try and do something together? I like you just as you are - you don’t always have to change yourself just to suit whatever the flavour-of-the-month is.
Sure, the Heavy update for TF2 was cute, I’m not denying that, but can’t we just go out and have some fun on the spur of the moment anymore?