Read up on a new lineup of DS launch dates. It is worrisome that most of the items on the list are Touch Generation, or “mainstream”, titles. Nevertheless, there are some interesting dates listed below.
Nintendo DS
June 5: Big Brain Academy (TG)
June 5: Magnetica (TG)
June 11: Nintendo DS Lite
June 26: Sudoku Gridmaster (TG)
Aug. 28: Star Fox DS
Sept. 18: Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Blue Rescue Team
Sept. 25: Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
Oct. 9: Clubhouse Games (TG)
Oct. 30: Children of Mana

The Nintendo DS Lite will be hitting store shelves on June 11. This has me so excited, but due to my illness, I have not been able to go to the nearest EB Games and fork over a fiver for a pre-order. Before I purchase a DS Lite, I definitely need to try and sell my PSP and original DS. Since I only paid 100 bucks for my PSP, I should - in theory - make a profit on the resale of this kickass Giga Pack (with everything still in one piece).

The DS Lite looks so awesome though. I’m hoping to pick it up in the rumored New Mario Bros bundle pack that has been alluded to. So, as a result, I have not purchased the game yet.

And I’ve been looking at buying an 8GB Creative MP3 player. They’ve got a big colour screen like the iPod (about the size of the discontinued Mini), but the price per gigabyte is so sweet. The 2GB Nano costs 249.97. This 8GB Creative Micro costs 239.97 (I believe…they’re around the same price).

It’s insane. And I do want an MP3 player that is smaller than the PSP.

Starfox DS will be the last game I get before university. You know, provided I have money then.

And finally, a release date for Children of Mana. I’ve been waiting for so long, it had better receive good reviews or else - rage.

Ken Kutaragi strikes me as someone who is either an idiot, or - perhaps - just completely oblivious.

I mean, he and Sony are constantly plugging the Sony Playstation 3 as “God’s ideal choice for a video game console” when, technically, it will not have a large advantage over the XBox 360, and since they’ve stripped it of everything, the Playstation 3 has become a bit of a joke.

The Playstation 3 is not a gaming machine. It’s a Playstation 3. What a bullshit reason to buy such an over-priced system. I mean, really…What kind of bullshit is that?

“Hey, we can price it whatever we want, as long as we point out that we’re not just a video game company making a video game system!”

“But, we are just a video game company making a video game system.”

“Oh, fuck.”

Bad post…I’m sick. Sorry.

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while folks. I’ve been busy for this past week. Certain things that have happened I am unable to delve into, and right now, I’m lying on my couch with some sort of blockage in my throat. I can barely talk, so anyone who knows my phone number should not be using it for the next few days (unless you want to cause me pain).

I’ll be back to posting in a bit. I promise.

A 12 and a half minute video from Talking with John.

It is meant to be a humorous piece, because he is clearly knocking the DS when he’s got squat. However, you should be warned that the video is merely excruciating to watch, and not hilarious as it may have been intended.

EDIT: I’m really starting to hate Wordpress, as it wont let me embed a video. So, here is the link. Video.

I’ve fucked everything up royally.

Since Liam brought up reading about things on my blog, Sam insisted on reading it. I told her it was nerdy game stuff, and all her posts were protected. She asked for the password. I told her I couldn’t tell her that. She asked if I was hiding something. I told her that some of the comments were unfavourable, and I showed her Liams comment that began with “Dude, get rid of the girl.”

With that, I’m pretty sure I’ve killed any emotional attachment she had for me. I’m the biggest asshole ever, and should hang myself to better society. Not only have I offended this girl who - for fucks sake - is not as bad as everyone seems to believe, but I’ve also gone and ruined any chance I have of spending time with her.

FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK!

I’m such a jackass. GAH! I’m inexplicably angry at myself right now. If I could be two people, I’d want to kick the shit out of the other me.

I’m such a terrible person…words cannot describe it.

…is “fuckfuck”.