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So You’re a Little bit Older, and a Lot less Bolder Than You Used to be, So You Used to Shake ‘em Down, But Now You Stop and Think about Your Dignity

Topical Posting? Why not! I picked this article out of my gmail news headline filter: A-List Stars Flailing at the Box Office It’s a decent read. I was gonna block-quote some of it, but I couldn’t find a really choice part. The article got me thinking though. So much so that after I had closed [...]

What We Come to do, We Come to Kill the Whole of Dem, We Come to Slay the Whole of Dem, and Put ‘Em Back Into Dey Grave

So, here’s a little two-fer for you. A story, and a question. What better combination? So, once upon a time two weeks or so ago, I was hanging out with Ben and his fiance. This is nothing new. We hang a lot, and the times are good. On this particular evening, Ben and herself (I [...]

I’m Cruising the Street, Wondering Who I will Meet, Oh Love has got to Reign, in our World

The first of the 2 smaller posts that I promised below. This one concerning the devil that is TWITTER! I’m going to summarize it by saying this. My introduction to Twitter was basically Bravo coming out and saying that he didn’t bother blogging anymore because Twitter was his new shining mistress. This also prompted Granite’s [...]

Though I Try to Control Myself, Like a Fool I Start Grinnin’ ‘Cause my Head Starts Spinnin’

You know, I once spent 6 hours on Google trying to find out what that song was. I didn’t find it. I’d heard the song on The Hawk and could only remember the chorus line “I love you!”. So that was what I googled. Or rather, the term “I love you” and the word lyrics. [...]

Just Because a Record has a Groove, Don’t Make it in the Groove

So, here’s my rundown on the ‘Are pro gamers athletes?’ question raised by Granite recently. Well… let’s start with one point about pro gaming, before getting into the meat of the problem. Granite mentions people “excitedly talk[ing] about SC” as if it were a real sport. Now, from the audience perspective I don’t think there [...]

I’m so Glad, I’m so Glad, I’m Glad, I’m Glad, I’m Glad

Ladies, It’s been a while. I’ve hopefully got a nice big ballbuster of a post in the tubes, but I’ve got something more important to tell you about. I got Steam. I know, I’m many many years too late. That’s not important. Because for all those years, there was nothing that could pull me hard [...]

I Don’t Care What You Think, as Long as it’s About Me

Wow, you think, Liam has stooped to using lyrics right off of the radio. How crass! Well, it’s true. But just to reassure you that I haven’t really changed, I’ll now explain that I’m forced to listen to Kool FM (that’s ‘cool’ with a ‘K’) every day at work. And, while their agreement to only [...]

I Farted on Santa’s Lap, Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me

Just a quick blurb: OH SHIT! It’s time for another Super Awesome ‘Hurray for the Culmination of Your Vaginal Journey, Liam’ party at my parent’s house in the Old Hometown. Next Saturday (the 27th). Any and all are welcome to attend. It will be a night of booze and… probably not much else. If that’s [...]

Cause I get Funky like Diaper Rash, and You know I’m Mad Spunky and I’m Makin Cash

Episodic Post Number 2: How I spent my unexpected summer vacation (aside from re-roofing my shed): A two-part-tale of morality and circumstance. Prologue: Does that technically make it a 3-part story? Setting up the details and then setting the stage: 1) My erection job was part of one life-plan I’d drawn up for myself. When [...]

I’m Gonna Die Gonna Die One Day, Cause I’m Goin’ and Goin’ and Goin’ on this Way, Not Like a Roach of a Piece of Toast, I’m Goin’ Out First Class not Goin’ Out Coach

Episodic Post #1:(If you don’t know what that means, read the post below first) So, here we are in Episodic Post number one, collecting the earliest storried tale that my readers have missed out on. This is the story of how Liam ended his career as an Erection Specialist and stewed in self-righteousness for a [...]

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