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Wow, you think, Liam has stooped to using lyrics right off of the radio. How crass!
Well, it’s true. But just to reassure you that I haven’t really changed, I’ll now explain that I’m forced to listen to Kool FM (that’s ‘cool’ with a ‘K’) every day at work. And, while their agreement to only play [...]

Just a quick blurb:
OH SHIT! It’s time for another Super Awesome ‘Hurray for the Culmination of Your Vaginal Journey, Liam’ party at my parent’s house in the Old Hometown.
Next Saturday (the 27th).
Any and all are welcome to attend. It will be a night of booze and… probably not much else. If that’s not your scene, [...]

Episodic Post Number 2:
How I spent my unexpected summer vacation (aside from re-roofing my shed): A two-part-tale of morality and circumstance.
Prologue: Does that technically make it a 3-part story?
Setting up the details and then setting the stage:
1) My erection job was part of one life-plan I’d drawn up for myself. When I set it up, [...]

Episodic Post #1:(If you don’t know what that means, read the post below first)
So, here we are in Episodic Post number one, collecting the earliest storried tale that my readers have missed out on. This is the story of how Liam ended his career as an Erection Specialist and stewed in self-righteousness for a while:
So, [...]

Howdy all,
It’s been too long. Really. You’ve missed so much! How can I even catch you up?
Most pressing news:
I leave imminently for the Royal City.  It’s seriously time to leave my parents’ house and I couldn’t wait any longer. Ben has been trying to persuade me for a year to move over there with him [...]

If you pay close attention to my blog, you might have seen an unfinished version of a new post accidentally appear here. Please disregard it. It will be released in full when its done.
-God

Miss me?
I thought you might have.
So I’ve decided to throw off my cloak of secrecy and reveal life details to all of you.
Why not start with a tie-in from my last post? I haven’t come close to purchasing an EEE (not that I’ve got the money at the moment, but more on that later), but [...]

HAHAHA!
Want to put OSX on your Eee? How about trying to figure out which Linux distro you’d like to swap out the original Xandros for? Well I don’t fucking care, because the best news ever for classless PC putzes like myself has just been announced (last week)!
Finally, a reason to get into the low-cost laptop [...]

Here’s something to keep you busy while I dick around and don’t post:
First, this is the most decent online comic I’ve come across in a while. It’s updated with 2 pages every Tuesday. I mean, the fact that it has a character names Zomgz should be enough on it’s own. The fact that Zomgz only [...]

I’m gonna keep this quick. Here’s the facts:
1) I am god.
2) Likely you will never read anything better than this.
3) There is a real post coming soon. Of intense length. Get into it.
4) I bought a new computer on Boxing Day and really should have discussed it earlier:
My computer is the greatest thing I have [...]