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I Don’t Care What You Think, as Long as it’s About Me

Wow, you think, Liam has stooped to using lyrics right off of the radio. How crass!
Well, it’s true. But just to reassure you that I haven’t really changed, I’ll now explain that I’m forced to listen to Kool FM (that’s ‘cool’ with a ‘K’) every day at work. And, while their agreement to only play [...]

I Farted on Santa’s Lap, Now Christmas is Gonna Stink for Me

Just a quick blurb:
OH SHIT! It’s time for another Super Awesome ‘Hurray for the Culmination of Your Vaginal Journey, Liam’ party at my parent’s house in the Old Hometown.
Next Saturday (the 27th).
Any and all are welcome to attend. It will be a night of booze and… probably not much else. If that’s not your scene, [...]

Cause I get Funky like Diaper Rash, and You know I’m Mad Spunky and I’m Makin Cash

Episodic Post Number 2:
How I spent my unexpected summer vacation (aside from re-roofing my shed): A two-part-tale of morality and circumstance.
Prologue: Does that technically make it a 3-part story?
Setting up the details and then setting the stage:
1) My erection job was part of one life-plan I’d drawn up for myself. When I set it up, [...]

I’m Gonna Die Gonna Die One Day, Cause I’m Goin’ and Goin’ and Goin’ on this Way, Not Like a Roach of a Piece of Toast, I’m Goin’ Out First Class not Goin’ Out Coach

Episodic Post #1:(If you don’t know what that means, read the post below first)
So, here we are in Episodic Post number one, collecting the earliest storried tale that my readers have missed out on. This is the story of how Liam ended his career as an Erection Specialist and stewed in self-righteousness for a while:
So, [...]

Love Needs a Transfusion, Let’s Shoot it Full of Wine, Fishin’ For a Good Time, Starts with Throwing in Your Line

Howdy all,
It’s been too long. Really. You’ve missed so much! How can I even catch you up?
Most pressing news:
I leave imminently for the Royal City.  It’s seriously time to leave my parents’ house and I couldn’t wait any longer. Ben has been trying to persuade me for a year to move over there with him [...]

Technical Difficulties

If you pay close attention to my blog, you might have seen an unfinished version of a new post accidentally appear here. Please disregard it. It will be released in full when its done.
-God

Maybe I’m Just Like my Mother (She’s Never Satisfied), But Maybe I’m Just Like my Father too

Miss me?
I thought you might have.
So I’ve decided to throw off my cloak of secrecy and reveal life details to all of you.
Why not start with a tie-in from my last post? I haven’t come close to purchasing an EEE (not that I’ve got the money at the moment, but more on that later), but [...]

Cause You Cant, You Won’t, and You Don’t Stop

HAHAHA!
Want to put OSX on your Eee? How about trying to figure out which Linux distro you’d like to swap out the original Xandros for? Well I don’t fucking care, because the best news ever for classless PC putzes like myself has just been announced (last week)!
Finally, a reason to get into the low-cost laptop [...]

Temperature’s dropping at the rotten oasis, Stealing kisses from the leperous faces

Here’s something to keep you busy while I dick around and don’t post:
First, this is the most decent online comic I’ve come across in a while. It’s updated with 2 pages every Tuesday. I mean, the fact that it has a character names Zomgz should be enough on it’s own. The fact that Zomgz only [...]

Sponsored by Dial Soap and a Heineken, the Greatest Rock Star Gonna Rhyme Again

I’m gonna keep this quick. Here’s the facts:
1) I am god.
2) Likely you will never read anything better than this.
3) There is a real post coming soon. Of intense length. Get into it.
4) I bought a new computer on Boxing Day and really should have discussed it earlier:
My computer is the greatest thing I have [...]

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