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Howdy all, It’s been too long. Really. You’ve missed so much! How can I even catch you up? Most pressing news: I leave imminently for the Royal City.  It’s seriously time to leave my parents’ house and I couldn’t wait any longer. Ben has been trying to persuade me for a year to move over [...]

If you pay close attention to my blog, you might have seen an unfinished version of a new post accidentally appear here. Please disregard it. It will be released in full when its done. -God

Miss me? I thought you might have. So I’ve decided to throw off my cloak of secrecy and reveal life details to all of you. Why not start with a tie-in from my last post? I haven’t come close to purchasing an EEE (not that I’ve got the money at the moment, but more on [...]

HAHAHA! Want to put OSX on your Eee? How about trying to figure out which Linux distro you’d like to swap out the original Xandros for? Well I don’t fucking care, because the best news ever for classless PC putzes like myself has just been announced (last week)! Finally, a reason to get into the [...]

Here’s something to keep you busy while I dick around and don’t post: First, this is the most decent online comic I’ve come across in a while. It’s updated with 2 pages every Tuesday. I mean, the fact that it has a character names Zomgz should be enough on it’s own. The fact that Zomgz [...]

I’m gonna keep this quick. Here’s the facts: 1) I am god. 2) Likely you will never read anything better than this. 3) There is a real post coming soon. Of intense length. Get into it. 4) I bought a new computer on Boxing Day and really should have discussed it earlier: My computer is [...]

Once, long ago, I posted a link to a video called Daft Punk Girl. Jordan (Not Granite. This is going to get confusing) responded in the comments that that girl would be his wife. Well… free up your testicles, Jordan. I present the simultaneous successor to Daft Punk Girl and Daft Hands. And the best [...]

So, I promised Jordan that I’d put something up last night about XKCD. But I guess that this is really a post for Blake. You’ll notice that I haven’t supplied a link to what XKCD might be for the unknowing. There’s a reason. XKCD is a webcomic, and it kicks ass. The reason that I [...]

Alright, let’s get this started. Here is your required reading. Now, Jordan seems to have accessed a third article or some other resource when writing his post because he has quite a lot of information about waivers that I haven’t read. If you’d like to post a link to that, Jordan, it would be appreciated. [...]

WAR Yes, friends, this is my official declaration of war. Yesterday, Granite posted an article so offensive, poorly conceived, and hypocritical that I have been forced to show him the error of his views in the only way possible: Blog Warz As of this moment Roborant is in a state of war with The Box. [...]