You know, like many of you out there, I get a lot of spam, and I mean a LOT. Right now, in my spam email folder, I have 24 spam emails, and I cleaned them out two days ago!

I don’t really mind the spam itself, most of it gets cleared out into the special folder automatically. What I DO mind is what the spam’s about. Every single piece of spam I receive is about penis enlargement. I feel pretty good about the Sergeant, but how many pieces of email does it take to kinda shake your confidence a bit? Just ONCE I’d like to get an offer to have hot sex with two lesbians, or buy some swamp land in Florida, or buy some cheapo stolen products.

But no, I get email about enlarging my penis.

How does that even happen?? I mean, I’m certain I didn’t put in my email to any penis pump conglomerate, so it must’ve been sold by someone. If they sold it though, why did they sell it ONLY to the penis enlargement companies?? Besides, wouldn’t it make good marketing sense to send me penis enlargement information AND porn? The idea being I’d be able to enjoy the latter more if I worked on the former?

I just don’t understand it…

But, if you see someone open up their spam folder, only to make a nervous glance at their crotch before confidently deleting the spam, you’ll know that’s me. If you’re feeling very kind, you could come over, pat me on the shoulder, and tell me it’s all OK. And if you’re a hot lesbian couple, you can always send me some emails.