Howdy, I think I’m going to start making some passworded posts.

Since this inevitably brings questions like “Who gets the password?” “What’s the password?” “Why is his password ‘penis’?” and “what does Binks’ penis look like?” I thought I’d answer those right now.

The password will not be distributed widely, in fact I’m considering not giving it to anyone. If you don’t get a copy of it, that’s probably why. I intend to be rather selective about what I password, and all the passworded posts will probably be on a single topic; so don’t fear, I’m not talking about you behind your back :)

The password, therefore, is a secret.

Penis is a fine password, the only problem is when I tried to use it with Gmail it said my password wasn’t long enough :(

As for the final question, in the interests of objectivity, my girlfriend’s email address is available upon request.