Like the new development minister in PEI.

He was flipping through some briefing notes, and “It was ‘By the way minister, you own a yacht and it’s down in Miami and it’s for sale for $495,000.’ And I just asked my officials, what happened here?”

No one ever tells me that I own a luxury yacht (or, at least, it’s never TRUE when someone tells me I own a luxury yacht…)

Aaah man… I could do with some time on a luxury boat… then again, I’d take 12 hours of sleep instead.

Full article, of course (including how they actually ended up owning the thing)