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Publishing and the Internet

On one of the blogs I follow, there was a link to this article, which covers publishers and how to deal with the Internet.

The curious thing about the various plans hatched in the ’90s is that they were, at base, all the same plan: “Here’s how we’re going to preserve the old forms of organization in a world of cheap perfect copies!” The details differed, but the core assumption behind all imagined outcomes (save the unthinkable one) was that the organizational form of the newspaper, as a general-purpose vehicle for publishing a variety of news and opinion, was basically sound, and only needed a digital facelift. As a result, the conversation has degenerated into the enthusiastic grasping at straws, pursued by skeptical responses.

Such a quote seemed very familiar indeed.

Over the last few years I’ve regularly been cornered by nervous publishers or broadcasters or journalists or film makers and asked about how I think computers will affect their various industries. For a long time most of them were desperately hoping for an answer that translated roughly into ‘not very much’. (‘People like the smell of books, they like popcorn, they like to see programmes at exactly the same moment as their neighbours, they like at least to have lots of articles that they’ve no interest in reading’, etc.) But it’s a hard question to answer because it’s based on a faulty model. It’s like trying to explain to the Amazon River, the Mississippi, the Congo and the Nile how the coming of the Atlantic Ocean will affect them. The first thing to understand is that river rules will no longer apply.

The second quote is from an article Douglas Adams did back in 1994 - if you’ll care to remember, that’s the time where you probably had a computer at home, and it MIGHT have had dial-up internet.

The first article, at its core, is basically saying, “Look, your model has to change in a fundamental way - you can’t keep pretending”, which somewhat miraculously is exactly what Douglas Adams is trying to say in his own article, written about 15 years earlier.

The other conclusion that both these articles come to (though I find Douglas Adam’s to be shorter, more to-the-point and more entertaining as well) is that it’s not the newspapers that are important, but instead the writers and the content are what is irreplaceable - the “unthinkable scenario” from the first article, and the thing that must “drop out of the model” from the second is the same - people no longer are willing to support a structure that is entirely dominated by the notion that getting your words to people’s eyeballs is a hard thing indeed.

I think we’re in a brave new world right now; and though the old model is broken, it’ll be quite some time until a new model is created to help us deal with it. One thing can be said for sure, though - to say “no one saw this coming!” is a lie, and to suggest that the consumer is to blame for pulling the rug out from underneath publishers is disingenuous. The model has been broken, and will be broken, for quite some time. I suspect we’ll see the full weight of it in 20 or 30 years, when baby boomers stop buying papers in ernest.

It will be an interesting day indeed if/when the New York Times shuts its doors for good; but it will be fascinating to see, ten or twenty years after that, what has moved in to replace it.

Thanks, Fox News

If the 116 lives of our soldiers mean so little to you in Afghanistan, why are we there again? The US, at 9 times the size of Canada, has lost around 669 soldiers. On a per-capita basis, Canada has lost much more than they have.

But, apparently the host made an apology (apparently this is an apology):

Greg Gutfeld, host of the controversial segment on Fox’s Red Eye show, said he never intended to make light of Canadian military efforts in Afghanistan.

“However, I realize that my words may have been misunderstood,” Gutfeld said in a statement released by Fox News.

Sounds like he wants the laughs to just keep coming - may have “misunderstood” your words? There’s a joke…

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Imogen Heap Video Blog

I’m not really sure who this person is, or what sort of music she does - but after watching this 10 minute video blog; I kinda wish that I did know.

I figure stuff like that is the only thing that’s likely to keep the music business going. I’m not a fan of hers, but if I was and if I actually had an understanding of the human being behind the label, I think I’d want to support such a human being.

Also, there are some touches of Ze Frank in there, which is always an admirable trait.

Buying a New Car

This is a how-to, not an announcement. Though that is something that’s interesting, it’s not really in the cards right now.

I actually had the opportunity once to stand at the back of an auto dealership while pretending to read auto brochures and hear the “sales manager” give a couple the once-over. Fabric protection. Rust under-coating. Insurance for XYZ. On and on it went! For some reason, I feel like if it wasn’t so profitable he wouldn’t have been pushing those poor folks so hard.

Some of the YouTube comments are funny… “Why would you not get an after-market warranty?!? It’s a warranty, it’s designed to save you money!” - I can’t decide if that’s from an auto salesman, or someone who doesn’t really understand how warranty and insurance companies make money…

The Apple Product Cycle

I came across this recently; it’s an outline of the Apple product cycle.

My favourite step is probably this one:

Wall Street analysts appear on CNBC wearing big smiles and bright spring colors to announce that Apple’s new device will drive Apple’s sales to unprecedented levels and might be the key to turning around the decades-long decline in Apple’s share of the global PC market. Apple’s share price surges. People who understand the root cause of the dot com bubble shake their heads in silent disgust.

Tongue firmly in cheek, there’s a fair bit of it that smells familiar (off the top of my head - the front-facing iPhone webcam and the Apple netbook).

I think a lot of it points to a complete lack of perspective and “me-too”ness in the tech reporting business. As soon as one tech site gets up an article on some new piece of technology, another has to post a “hands on review” which is done as soon as demo versions are available at trade shows.

My own personal example is when I was looking for information on the Asus 1000HE before it was released - it seemed like every tech media had the exact same information for the product, including the same pictures of the laptop that were probably in a press kit somewhere.

Figured Out Hopscotch

Finally figured out how the rock worked in hopscotch.

I always thought that you’d throw the rock, then have to hopscotch TO the rock; and if you succeeded in that task… something happened. Never really figured it out.

Of course, the challenge then became drawing absurdly-long hopscotch boards so that when you threw the rock it didn’t go all the way off the end (it also gave one a socially acceptable excuse to hurl a rock as far as you physically could). A fun game? Sure… but the finer points of the rules never really got ironed out.

So, apparently the ACTUAL point of the rock is that you throw the rock onto one of the hopscotch positions. You then jump on one leg through all the spaces, EXCEPT for the one with the rock (The rock is an obstacle!) Then, once you reach the end, you turn around and come back. On the way back, you must pick up the rock from its position and hopscotch in the space where it was previously located.

The largest challenge, then, becomes rock-retrieval (bending over while on one leg is a bit tricky, for sure).

Well, glad I’m able to check that one off my “WTF?” list.