The Commodore 64, to be precise.

I wonder if it can output in stereo…

Okay, so I’ve found how to KEEP a girl… now I just need to GET a girl…

The LA Times has an article with the man himself talking about the widespread meme of Rickrolling.

“Listen, I just think it’s bizarre and funny. My main consideration is that my daughter doesn’t get embarrassed about it.”

I also found a video of Britney Spears giving McCully Culkin a blow job.

I feel pretty good that there’re only one or two resturants that exist in Canada on that list. Of course, I wager we’ve found our own creative ways to pack in the calories.

The video meshes with the New York Times story; so this wasn’t just manipulative video editing.

So, is what she did “ducking from sniper fire” or “running to their cars”?

Did she “misspeak”; or was it a lie?

Is there a difference when it comes to politicians?

And, the most heart-shattering part of all: We’ve got another few MONTHS of this shit. Boo primaries; boo.

AND, as if I didn’t feel badly enough about not getting it, they’re reopening applications.

So… not only do I suck worse then everyone else who applied, but they figure I suck worse then anyone who may, at some future point, apply.

I heard a rumor that they had 125 dons to fill 120 spaces.

Ugh. Is it even worth re-applying?