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Commentary on the World

747 Shuttle Seperation

Apparently, this was a test of the Enterprise’s landing abilities. As shuttles only have rocket engines, this was the only way to get it in the air.

EDIT: Hahaha, proving that someone at NASA has a sense of humor; here’s a picture of the attachment point on that 747.

Sometimes, Reporters Make Me Happy

Because they are so sad. A Global reporter thought that standing at the bottom of a hill that people were using for tobogganing was the perfect place for the story. Reality, however, had other ideas.

I think that this is a lesson in cause and effect…

Winning the Hearts and Minds

Allright, so people didn’t like the big deal over the Great American Puppy Toss Championship, how about this one?

Way to win allies. It’s wood, man. It sits there, in the sun and the rain, it’ll be useless soon enough.

Besides, any 6 year old would be able to tell you, “That’s not fair!” - a car crushed for a few chunks of wood being stolen.

No judge, no jury, no appeal. It’s not justice, it’s vigilantism.