Finally, it is done. I have managed to beat Resident Evil 3: Nemesis for the Playstation, and I can return it to him tomorrow in exchange for Resident Evil Zero. I am happy to have completed the game. Days ago, I was trapped at one point in the game where I was in a restaurant, and Nemesis, the enemy of the game, found immense pleasure in raping my face with the penis that comes out of his hand.

I’m not joking. That is what happens. His goal in life is to hunt you down. When he finds you, he picks you up with his left hand, and the penis extends from his right hand. This is the point where he rapes your face, and leaves you for dead. It’s very barbaric…and irritating.

Here is a picture of the ol’ guy, fortunately for you, he is not raping the face of the player:

These games are remarkably good. I hope to get Resident Evil Zero soon from Dean, or Resident Evil: Code Veronica X from Fraser. Either way, I must satisfy my craving for these games. They are ridiculously good.

Fortunately, I have two other games to occupy my time with. I have yet to complete Everything or Nothing and Prince of Persia: Warrior Within (both for the Gamecube).

In addition to these games, Timesplitters: Future Perfect is coming out in March and I’m going to get that. And a little later in the year, the new Legend of Zelda game comes out. There are so many good games, and so little time.

I’m also hoping for some new Nintendo DS games to be released soon. Damn Nintendo…releasing too few games with their DS. Another Code (a.k.a. Another) looks interesting, however the release date is up in the air.