After playing Resident Evil 4, I was struck with an ingenious idea for Resident Evil 5. I’d even thought out all the specifics, and was willing to storyboard it and submit it to Capcom if I could find some sort of contact information.

Unfortunately, this appears to be impossible. They hardly have any contact e-mail addresses (those available provide access to an automated response server or press release service) and their main office is in Japan, down the street from a place called the “Kinki Postal Office”.

I wish I was joking. Anyway, it looks like submitting a story idea to Capcom was a fools dream. This sucks because I read in an article that writers for video games are in demand.