Act Only One: Captured by a Delirium

Currently, I am not the most coherent of people. Nevertheless, I’m going to struggle to make a decent blog post out of my internet time. First, it will be notable to mention that my computer avoided the rapture, and the internet remains intact.

In addition to this, the defense defeated the prosecution in the trial known as the “State of Scotland vs. Mac-Daddy B”. With a triumphant victory yell, the defense team (Andrew, Denise and myself) vaulted over the tables and assaulted the prosecution (Binks, Travis and Maureen) with spears and other sharp projectiles. After their bodies could only be taken for Swiss cheese, we marched in triumph out of the portable, banners waving.

Of course, this victory briefly washed away the disgusting memories of things pre-trial, such as Andrew sodomizing the defendant. I’m not going to elaborate on that one. The imagination is a lovely tool, and I want to see it truly run rampant amongst the masses.

My newly acquired G2 is pretty cool. I feel so independant. I’m ecstatic. However, I think Binkle was terrified of driving with me. He corrected me on things three times, when I was - in fact - being over cautious. I’ve been told to drive defensively, and in fear of my life, I drive in a new matter of defense. I call it, ultra defense supreme v. 1.5.2. My vehicle is now outfitted with spikes and projectile weapons to assault nearby friendly or unfriendly vehicles, driving them off of the road and causing a fantastic pyrotechnics display for any citizens on foot.

With this lovely thought in mind, I felt compelled to make a poster for a new game I’m expecting soon. I’m giving it a five out of five stars even though it has not yet been released. You can tell just from this artwork that it’ll be bitchin’!

Hell ya! And Kate Koth is hot.