Opening the box was truly a wonderous event. Examining the package carefully in the dim monitor light, I slowly peeled it open to spill forth its precious contents. First, I removed the adapter. Then, the headphones. The glorious 1000MB Memory Stick Duo. It was sleek and black. Framed in gold. It was a valuable commodity. Already I feared thieves were at my window, looking in on the gift that they could not have.

Finally, the unit itself was unwrapped and unveiled. Breathtaking. The black finish was like gazing into a black hole. No light escaped from the polished surface. The battery was already in place. I activated the system.

It flickered into life. I smiled.

Now, I’m hurriedly trying to downgrade the Firmware on my PSP to get the l33t haxxors.

Shh…don’t tell Sony.