The Box Co.

Jordan and his PSP

I’ve been exploring the pure, raw power of my Playstation Portable for the past few days, experimenting with the limits it will push in portable gaming innovation. The Internet browser - much to my surprise - was an ingenious little add-in. Yesterday, I caught up on Binkle’s and Caleb’s blog posts from the comfort of my bedroom through the use of my PSP and a wireless router.

This opens up an entirely new realm of uses. For example, Portable Gaming Pornography. If Sony were to release a PGP, with simply an Internet browser, people could carry pornography around in their pocket wherever they go. Bored in church? Turn on your PGP and get more wood than the cross. Tired of waiting in the grocery line? Just whip the PGP out and browse through the Internet archives for “fat man porn” and show it to the people in front of you. You’ll be out of that line in no time.

If only Sony would listen to my marketing strategies, they’d be rolling in the dough.

Moreso, I’ve spent the past three days re-organizing the videos in the place where I work. It has been a real pain. But in that time, I’ve picked out three films I figured I might enjoy. Tonight, I watched Crash. It was amazing. Tomorrow, I’m going to watch the Final Cut (probably not as good as One Hour Photo, but I’m going to give it a try). After that, Young Frankenstein. Should be pretty wicked.

I’ll right a more substantial update when I’m not tired.

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