Seeing Blake and Liam finding out important, life-changing bits of information like what kind of mixed drink they are, has inspired me to take the plunge, take some tests, and post my own results. How exciting can this filler be until I summon up the might to write something that isn’t smut? We will soon see:
First, the IQ test. Perhaps someone can explain to me how I got a lower IQ than Liam whilst scoring the same or higher in all categories. Also, many of the questions of that test were questionable, and I would have argued a few of the math related logic questions…
Your IQ Is 110
Your Logical Intelligence is Below AverageYour Verbal Intelligence is Genius
Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional
Your General Knowledge is Above Average
What bullshot.This next quiz was exceptionally retarded. The answers were seperated by gender into the most obvious extremes. Each question was phrased:
If you saw someone you liked walk by in the nude, you would: a) Wonder if your throbbing manhood would be enough to satisfy her. b) Take a mental snapshot and write about it in my frilly journal of love with sparkles.
But, they tried…
You Are 100% Boyish and 0% Girlish
You have a tough exterior - and usually a tough interior to match it. You’re no nonsense, logical, and very assertive. Sometimes you can’t understand women at all, even if you’re a woman yourself. You see things rationally, and don’t like to let your emotions get the best of you.
How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
HURRAY! I can be a citizen of the United States of America…I’m so…embrassed.
You Passed the US Citizenship Test
Congratulations - you got 8 out of 10 correct!
Could You Pass the US Citizenship Test?
As for this one, well, I never would have guessed really:
You Are an Indie Rocker!
You are in it for the love of the music…
And you couldn’t care less about being signed by a big label.
You’re all about loving and supporting music - not commercial success.
You may not have the fame and glory, but you have complete control of your career.
And that’s all I have time for. Is it? Or am I really just so disgusted by the blandness of these tests. Yes…yes that is it. Bland.