Yes, I am going to decree this.
My PSP has officially become worthless. Ever since Stu acquired Resident Evil 3, I will no longer require their PS1 Download Service that is going to be coming in the fall. Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories is going to be released on the PS2, in - what will likely be regarded as a bonehead move. Good work Sony. Take the PSP’s one amazing game and put it on a system so customers don’t have to buy your $300 product.
I have no immediate need for an mp3 player, and I rarely use the PSP to watch videos. It feels far too delicate to carry around on a regular basis, and - in fear of breaking it - I usually leave it at home. The games feel a bit too complicated and drawn out to pick up and play in a short spurt, which cannot be said for the Nintendo DS - a system that allows for short matches of Mario Kart DS, Meteos and now, Metroid Hunters.
After I complete SOCOM: Fireteam Bravo, I am going to look into how much money I can get for my Giga Pack. Considering everything is in good condition, and I bought it for 200 dollars less than the MSRP, I will be making a semi-decent profit on the system, which I can use for purchasing - perhaps - one of the Nintendo DS’ amazing upcoming titles.
Metroid Prime Hunters and Worms: Open Warfare are released today (well, a little confusion still surrounds Worms) and amazing titles such as Lostmagic and New Super Mario Bros. will be arriving in April. Nintendo is releasing all of these smash hit games too quickly, and there is no way in hell, heaven or earth that I could possibly acquire enough money to pay for everything and not end up on the street next year. My birthday has passed, and Christmas is so far away. What am I going to do!?!?
Oh, right. Ditch the PSP. Seriously Sony, you disappointed me. I contemplated buying Monster Hunter Freedom out of some sick obligation to the system, but now all I have to say is “fuck you”.
Brian, Caleb…I’ve seen the light. Can you ever forgive me for bedding a mistress that was not our glorious Lady Nintendo?