Alright. So, I’m sick of bullshit wireless router difficulties and all that crap, so I go out and purchase a 35 dollar Nintendo Wi-Fi Connector. I come home, and follow the directions. Install the software. Connect your DS. Authenticate. Be happy.

The damn piece of shit still doesn’t connect. It says there is likely some difficulty with my firewall. So, I personally go and deactivate every shred of security ever installed on the system. What happens? Sweet dick all. The damn thing still wont work. How can Nintendo make a product to connect to WiFi that only works some of the time, if at all? I mean…I’ve been patient. I’ve tried again and again and again to get this fucking thing working and it keeps kicking me in the balls. I’m sick, tired, I’ve got nothing to do now that I’m dropping law, and all I fucking wanted was to pile some fucking Tetriminos onto some poor guys screen. But fucking no!

Fuck Fuck Fuck.

I hate when things don’t work after I buy them at Zellers. I feel so awkward returning them.