My last three posts were April Fool’s jokes.
The last two were pretty obvious, but I spent a lot of time on the first one before posting it, including looking up the Executive Director of Ubisoft NA, as well as their Montreal office’s address.
I thought that something would have instantly sounded wrong about the post. The following should have struck you as peculiar:
The Ubisoft letter said that they assessed me, not that I “applied” in any fashion. Therefore, their knowledge of my full name and address (for the package in the mail) would have been extremely suspicious.
Gaming companies never send early builds of games to bloggers unless that blogger also works for a larger media firm. 1UP/EGM and IGN/Gamespot are the only places I can think of that regularly receive early builds. Penny Arcade doesn’t, and they are probably one of the most popular gaming comics/critics out there. So, why would a humble little blogger with little-to-no incoming links suddenly be bestowed the honour of becoming a freelance reviewer for Ubisoft.
Would I really have been contacted by the Executive Director of Ubisoft NA for a job that their marketing or public relations department would have been scouting for? Seems hardly necessary.
The Nintendo WiFi service for the game went online April Fools Day. It was the only hugely obvious hint I could give, which is why the post had to go up a day early.
The joke was not extremely well executed. Stu knew it was a joke. Jacob knew it was a joke. However, I successfully tricked Brendon, Brian M, Josh, Binkle, Adam, Jake E., Cameron, Liam, Blake and a few others here and there.
All in all, it was successful, and - had you eventually gotten that it was a joke - I would have never revealed the truth until someone figured it out. However, you were also so foolish to believe with such zealousness that I just had to stop it.
You made the last few days absolutely hilarious. Cameron actually congratulated me at work on the Ubisoft job, and I pissed myself laughing.