Once again, due to a fatal error in my siblings behaviour, my father has seen fit to close off all computer access for an undisclosed period of time.

For those of you who live Box-update to Box-update, I sincerely apologise, and I will dispatch “ration kits” to your various places of residents to tide you over in the coming days/weeks/months. Enclosed in the ration kits will be several incomplete posts, a few features, and a firearm to end your life after the rations are depleted. I’ve included two bullets in the clip, in the event that you read this blog with a friend.

For those of you who don’t live Box-update to Box-update, why do you have to be such assholes about it? Jesus. Well, you can always just stop into any of my sister sites (unified under the Red Card Group Network) and see what they’re writing about. The updates are infrequent (except Meta, who is building momentum) so you should be reasonably content. Be advised: Only Bravado talks about games in as copious amounts as I. Sycron is depressing. Binks is random. Meta is a homocidal computer who hangs the skin of his victims over himself like clothing so that he can walk among us.

Take care.

Good luck, we’re all counting on you.