The Blake says…

Why Can`t Jordan muster some balls and come talk to me himself?

I tried talking to him last night, to no reply. He either wasnt there or doesnt want to talk to me. Either way, he needs to come patch his OWN shit up.

The Jordan Says…

Wow Blake.

So, you’re not dead. You just have impaired cognitive abilities.

I didn’t ask Andrew to actually collect from you, you douchebag. He is clearly just joking around. You do know how Andrew acts, don’t you?

Also, I didn’t respond to you when you talked to me because it was 12:16 in the AM on Wednesday morning, which typically means I’m wrist deep in the shitty filth that is an algebra assignment. As I work, I usually throw one or more of my favourite movies or television shows up on the LCD screen and work until the wee hours.

When you talked to me, I was likely half-way through the second season of Arrested Development, since when I finally noticed you’d left me a message, you were not online anymore.

You seem to think I have some sort of resentment towards you. I don’t.

I just want to get paid for some drinks from that night, and be able to do some laundry.

And since I’d rather not walk to WLU unless you actually have my money, why don’t you drop me a line when you can pay me back? (On the phone during your “vigil”, you made it sound like you did not have money to pay me back.)

Thanks.

This is in case you don’t check Liam’s comments.