Ugh…this is the second time I’m typing this.

I just had a twelve hour, comatose spell of insane lucid dreaming. There were four or five different dream stages, with a plethora of guest stars, including: Andrew Hulbert, Mr. Denstedt, the entire cast of Stargate, Rachel Kyle, Callum McIntosh, Mrs. Anderson, Ms. Baldasaro, Dwayne from Wendy’s, Martha Stewart, and actors John Cleese and Emma Thompson.

Settings include:

• my basement
• a building
• a subterranean villains lair
• Zellers
• French coastal island Because I’m pissed off at the loss of the previous dream, I’m going to leave out the Stargate dream in the building, and the Zellers dream where Callum McIntosh was being a jerk, and had stolen my job. Not much happened in them.

Dream One

I’m at home, packing my things so that I can come back to UW. I open the door to my room - which was made of glass for some reason - and am surprised by Mr. Denstedt, teaching a high school math class in my basement. In the row closest to my room sits Andrew Hulbert, Brian Ingoldsby, and Sarah Cottenie. I was surprised at them being there.

Mr. Denstedt explained some concept, saying “To solve this, you can use this method. Unless you are Mr. Hulbert, in which case, use this one. It’s easier.” …

Ugh…you know what. The dreams were cool, but after thinking through them the third time, and having poured hours into this, it isn’t really worth it.

Fuck.

I’ll just summarize that the one with Rachel involved me, with Spiderman esque abilities, rescuing her from years of servitude in some villains lair. It took a while to convince her who I was, but then she trusted me and we escaped.

And the dream that took place in France had a reused dream setting from a dream I’ve had before, up to and including a window I smashed while fleeing in the previous dream. In the first dream, I was at the top of the town, trying to get to the water. While fleeing, I smashed through the third floor window of a large building, and vaulted out to another roof.

In this dream, I started by the water, and looked up. I could see the same building, with the broken window still there. It gave a cool sense of continuity. I also had a dream where I had a lightsabre duel with Binkle. I decapitated him. Instead of his blue Nike hat, there was some sort of bluish bone protruding from the back of his head.

Sorry Binkle.

Also, the reason my first post didn’t go through is because our hosting service fucking sucks. I agree with everyone else here at RCG when I say that a switch needs to be made.