SPOILERS: This post may contain spoilers pertaining to the Nintendo Wii title, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, as well as Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Code Veronica, and Myst V. If you have already played these games, and consider reading onward to be worth the risk, then proceed. If you have not played these games, stop now. If your name is Binkle, and you read beyond this sentence, shoot yourself. Because I wash my hands of any further spoilerage. :P

Alright. I have to say that this game is absolutely fantastic. No fooling. This game feels like a more thoroughly evolved adventure title than previous iterations of the series, and certain areas of the game help it to feel almost like Prince of Persia, or even Myst titles. Now, I’m currently only up to the Lakebed Temple, but I have a few predictions.

In much the same way that I predicted Wesker’s teachery in Resident Evil, Alfred’s cross-dressing in Resident Evil: Code Veronica X, and Esher’s psychotic evility in Myst V, I am anticipating Midna’s treachery or inevitable fucking up of my shit. My reasons for this stem back to the beginning of the game, because she seemed far too sinister to stay good forever.

Initially, due to the red hair (a trait found in those of Gerudo ethnicity), and the ability to use powerful magic (again, exhibited by Gerudos most famously), I anticipated that the big reveal following the first three dungeons (a custom of Zelda games) would be that Midna was the evil hellspawn of the Dark Lord Ganon, and she was seeking the Fused Shadows to release him. After the final light spirit informed me that there were four Fused Shadows, and not three as Midna had led me to believe, I began to suspect her treachery even more. Especially considering she appears to be wearing one has her stylish headpiece.

So, I predict that Midna is one evil bitch, and she is going to betray me - and come crawling back when Daddy doesn’t love her anymore. But who knows. I have been wrong in the past. Still, I question my own prediction by wondering what the game mechanics will be when Midna is gone. She is - in essence - my fairy. And she is useful for attacking in the Twilight. And surely the Twilight will not be removed after the first three dungeons. For shame.

But that is all I have to say on the issue.

Actually, one final thought: Since when the hell can a fucking baby open up a series of stores? I mean, really. Fuckin’ punk with his Malo Mart. I want to leap over the counter and kill that smug bastard.