I was sitting here surfing the Penny Arcade store in a brief reprive from tax preperation, when a cash supervisor from Wal-Mart walked by and wished one of her cohorts a happy birthday.

All of a sudden, it hit me in the face like 80 pounds of frog legs. I leapt up from my seat and startled the customers as I yelled out “Holy Shit Beasts of Babylon!”

And then I came here, with all the haste that my body could muster. I nearly forgot because I was being dumb, but I ain’t no dummy.

It’s Caleb’s birthday. Happy freakin’ Birthday Caleb! You’re 20 years old. Goddamit. Holy crap! Other profanities to express surprise!

Happy Birthday!

Lowly peasants - drop down on bended knee and acknowledge this - the day of days - with a shoutout in the comments!