Work is still trudging along. We’re not officially open yet, so I do not feel any shred of guilt for making this post.

I finally got paid. Hurray for me, I know. It was truly a delightful experience to get handed a cheque which held the funds of a small country within it. A very small country. Possibly the country of Jordan.

I saw something interesting on the drive to work today. We were driving behind a white pick-up truck that appeared to have something hanging from its undercarriage, if that term is even close to correct. As an aside, it should be noted that I do not know cars. I do not particularly care about cars. I have never named a car with a girl’s name.

Nevertheless, this car was particularly interesting. Something was hanging from the undercarriage, and it looked somewhat disturbing. As we neared the vehicle, eventually pulling up alongside it, we noticed that the mysterious red package underneath the truck was a pair of plastic testicles hanging from just behind the trailer hitch. Apparently, while other car owners were calling their vehicle Stella or Nancy Drew, this farmer had decided that his truck did have a pair, and it was going to leave them dangling for all the world to see.

It was very humorous. Still…I cannot help but feel sorry for that truck whenever the driver takes it off road, or over a speed bump. But, I guess that explains why the truck’s balls were red.