If you haven’t seen this summer’s blockbuster movie, Transformers, you probably should. Not just because any monologue of Optimus Prime is awesome. No. You can get those clips off of YouTube. And it certainly isn’t for the action sequences or story of the film. It is all a blur of images for two hours.

Of course, there are moments when time stands still. Like when Megan Fox, in a top that is a tad too tight, is leaning over Bumblebee’s engine to see if she can figure out what is wrong with him. Honest to God, she was all sweaty and glistening, and Bumblebee was playing such suggestive songs on the radio, that I thought he was going to end up having sex with her.

But, Shia LeBeouf got to make out with her in the end. Lucky bastard.

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