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For those of you who were not already aware, and were unable to decipher it from the past few posts, today is Binkle’s birthday. That’s right. He has caught up with Andrew and I, and is now 20 years old. Welcome to the next quarter of your life expectancy!

To honour the date of his birth, this Foxy Friday is dedicated to him, and will feature - entirely - only images of him. They were all taken by private investigators while he was unaware. Such shots include “shower Binkle”, “hair blown back by a fan Binkle”, and “washing a red convertible in hot pants and a bikini top Binkle”.

The titles of these photos were enough to contort my face into an expression of indescribable horror, and when I received them from the private investigators, I promptly set fire to them. And I am not just referring to the photos. I set fire to the private investigators. And I fed their ashes to a wolf, shot the wolf, and burned him. And now, to put the whole sordid affair behind us, I’ve decided to bring you a quadruple dose of Foxes for this Foxy Friday. Enjoy.

Happy Birthday!