Look at this.

When I first saw this image at the beginning of the Kotaku article, my heart exploded. Binks had posted something like this in his dorm at UW, and I thought someone had noticed it and sent in a picture. I was psyched to see his stuff featured on Kotaku.

But they say it was at the University of Texas…which makes me now suspect Binks - ten-second God among men - of stealing!