Super Smash Bros. Brawl has been set loose upon the world.

The impact of this event will be felt worldwide as Nintendo fanboys unleash an untold amount of devestation for fifty days and nights.

If you have a Nintendo Wii system, you MUST have this game.

Of course, this is the elated message that would have greeted you on the December 3rd, 2007 of a pre-Nintendo World Conference announcement universe.

Instead, we just have to settle for one of the most mediocre announcements on Smashbros.com.

Today should have easily been a new character. Or a new stage. Or a video of gameplay. Something significant. Not an explanation about God-awful Friend codes. For God’s sake, your game was supposed to come out today!

My heart weeps for the day that could have been.