So, Bill Gates came back to UW. Talked to the Dean of Math on stage.

Watch the video here.

I was watching the video, and it dawned on me. I have talked with the Dean of Math. The Dean of Math has talked with Bill Gates. Bill Gates has talked to Jon Stewart, Steven Spielberg, George Clooney, Al Gore, Hilary Clinton, and Barack Obama. So, by the transitive property, I have talked with all of them as well.

I can now say that I have achieved my life goals. Jon Stewart is especially awesome.

Oh, and did it occur to anyone that Tom Coleman (Dean of Math) is a little awkward looking? His hair is always…aschew.  I also liked how Bill Gates eventually stopped letting Tom Coleman re-read the question (which I think was a good choice) because they had a microphone and it could be heard clearly enough. He was just wasting time.