You have all seen it.

My head is relatively hairless. My beard and hair are even length. I thought that this might be a new style.

Never again. On Monday, a girl in my STAT 230 class saw me and said, “No! Why did you cut your beautiful hair?”

It was like a punch to the stomach. Why the fuck did I cut my hair? And my hair was beautiful? Dear God. Of course. No one likes a bald man. Why would they like a man with a shaved head? I’ve been a fool. A horrible, handsome fool!