Note: It has been brought to my attention that some of you with weak eyes and weaker hearts have been unable to read this. Here is the text.

As you are aware, there are no several cylon models that appear humans. In fact, they can be very difficult to distinguish from actual humans. For your safety, we have provided this handy chart, detailing 10 ways to identify cylons. If you encounter a cylon, do not approach them or attempt to make contact with them. Notify the nearest Colonial fleet representative, and they will handle the situation. Remember, vigilance is the best defense!

1: Do they ask questions about fleet operations, personnel, ship systems or weapons?

2: Does their spine glow red when they get excited?

3: Have you seen them before, but you know it’s not the same person?

4: Do they seem unusually strong, smart, or self-assured?

5: Do you see them hanging around secured or restricted areas?

6: Do they seem to hear music that no one else can hear?

7: Do they say God instead of Gods?

8: Do they seem unusually fearless, as if death has no meaning for them?

9: Do they exhibit sociopathic behaviour around other humans, especially defenseless children?

10: Are they unusually adept, almost empathic, with machines?