Ugh.

Some people disgust me.

For example, take the Lumberjack Nerd.

For the past three days, I have seen this guy in the Comfy Lounge doing work periodically throughout the day.

His ensemble consists of bright red and black sneakers, black dressy socks pulled up as high as possible, a red swimsuit/hot pants combination, a white t-shirt, and a woolen plaid jacket. So, yeah. He looks ridiculous, first off. His top is all puffy and bundled, and then he practically isn’t wearing pants.

But that isn’t the worst part. The worst part is that he has earned the name Lumberjack Nerd because he has been wearing this rather distinctive outfit for the past three days. Three days! How can someone function in society without showering or changing clothes for that long? By that time, your odour must be so repugnant that your friends would rather shoot you in the face than get within twenty feet of you.

It disgusts me.

Of course, the fact that he is both annoying and loud doesn’t help either. I understand that people have conversations in the Comfy while working and whatnot, but making noise for noise’s sake is ridiculous.