The week long celebration of Johnathan Gabriel’s journey to escape his uterine confines begins tomorrow.

How will you be celebrating?

Man. I can’t wait to be essentially wasted for the entirety of a week.

They weren’t lying in that comic. The Canadian celebrations of this week are truly epic.

And don’t forget. The Day of Days is on September 25th. Perhaps we should send Gabriel something nice…like a giant gold statue of himself.