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Heroes - Victim of the Writer’s Strike

I pity all of the shows that have been effected by the Writer’s Strike. I don’t know if Heroes will be able to maintain the interest of as many people now that they have had that lacklustre season finale. And moving on to Season Three so hurriedly. Generations was supposed to explain the parents of the Heroes. Their abilities, their goals in founding the company, and their plans for the future.

It really did none of that…and I was disappointed because of it. Because of the Writer’s Strike, they had to wrap up the season really quickly…and it just feels…broken. I thought the virus storyline was interesting and compelling. What I didn’t like was how the virus was so easily stopped. No big battle. No excitement. Peter starts whistling a different tune after two minutes of dialogue and becomes a hero again, instead of a misguided puppet of Adam Monroe.

It was a really disappointing Season finale. The next season, entitled “Volume Three: Villians”, will hopefully be more interesting. The fact that they might be introducing more people with abilities who are evil looks to be promising.

Oh, and I am really glad that Elle didn’t die. To quote Flight of the Conchords, “She is so hot. She is so flippin’ hot. She’s like a curry. I want to tell her how hot she is but she will think I’m sexist. She’s so hot she’s making me sexist. Bitch.”

The Imprint Debacle

You will notice that I have added Tinglez and Wolfgang to the blogroll.

The reasons are twofold:

  1. The blogroll wants fattening. I have given it these two juicy sirloin steaks. The blogroll is quite partial to steaks. In case, you know, you wanted to take it out on a date. Someplace classy.

2.  While procrastinating from studying, I have finally had the opportunity to delve into this Imprint business. It seems that I am not the only one who dislikes a lot of what Imprint is doing lately. This is comforting. When a man is actually tempted to read The Iron Warrior to get away from Imprint, you know that it has fallen. Far.

Tinglez and Wolfgang are arguing a very valid point. On the matter of their initial argument, I agree with them entirely. Read Travis Myers’ article on losing your virginity and you should be able to notice the problem immediately.

We should not be writing (or reading) articles in the University of Waterloo newspaper that come off sounding like a Quentin Tarantino movie. Do not confuse this comment as opposition to the language in its entirety. I get that whole mentality. It is a matter of appropriateness. Of tact. When you and your wife are having a baby, do you meet with your in-laws and say:

a) We’re having a baby. Congratulations! You’re grandparents! b) My seed has spawned life in your daughter’s belly. Soon, she will be the size of a house. c) I fucked your daughter…and now there is a sex-spoiling little hellion inside of her.

Regardless of whether (b) or (c) is your opinion, why would you ever say something like that to your in-laws? In much the same way, Myers’ ability to talk about “fuckity fuck fucking fuck” all throughout his article was a little inappropriate.

Tinglez decided to tell Imprint that - as Binks so eloquently put it -  they should be using “grown-up words”. I agree with that entirely. A publication like Imprint from an institution like the University of Waterloo owes more professionalism and courtesy to its readers. Imprint has been in a steady decline for some time now. I do not envy Maggie Clark and her new position as captain of a sinking ship. The previous “powers that be” have left her with an extremely large mess to clean up. I hope that she restores Imprint to a more professional status.

Unfortunately, the argument has been made that it was the newspapers Opinion section, and Travis Myers can say whatever the hell he wants. Glorious. I have no problem with the opinion he expressed. It is a serious issue. There is no doubt that some people can be left feeling hollow after an event has transpired. Again, this is a serious issue.

That being said, why did Travis Myers choose to trivialize the whole debacle with his poor choice of language. If his article was intended to be comforting, his message of “I feel your pain. There are others like you.” was poorly presented. If someone is about to jump from a rooftop, you would not give them a thirty minute lecture that starts with “Yeah. Your life does fucking suck. Let me count the ways…” If someone intends to tackle an issue such as this in a method intended to be therapeutic or comforting, you have to use the appropriate language. I hope that this young man will never become a therapist, psychiatrist, or counsellor.

That being said, the whole issue has spread across numerous blogs and has got a little out of hand. Even the comments have crossed the line from being relevant debate and have entered into the territory of - dare I say it - flame wars. When you use pwned in a comment (done by both sides), you lose immediate credibility. I am sorry. “Pwned” is not a word. I hope that people will never, ever use it when trying to debate with someone.

Ultimately, the bottom line appears to be this. Tinglez wants more accountability from Imprint, and hopes they will use “grown up words”. Imprint supporters want the Opinion section to remain liberal and uncensored so that a writer can voice his opinion as he chooses to voice it.

The problem is, everyone seems to be fighting largely as if what was said is the issue, when the issue - as I understand it - is how it was said. And how you say something tends to make all the difference in the world.

I hope that everyone will realize that Imprint is the University of Waterloo newspaper. As a result, it is expected to maintain a level of professionalism. That is not to say that articles need to be censored. It means that the newspaper presents a face of the University of Waterloo populace. Students read Imprint. Faculty reads Imprint. The Associate Dean of Math reads Imprint. Try to show a little professionalism in your newspaper…because you never know who might be reading.

Top 100 Games of All Time

IGN has published a Top 100 Games of All Time list….again.

This feature tends to lose all meaning when it happens every year, or every six months. And none of the choices are exactly unpredictable. Look at the Top 10 or Top 20 games and tell me you didn’t see nearly all of those coming from a mile away. The only thing that shocked me was that Ocarina of Time is not one or two. Typically it is. People just cannot seem to get past OoT.

Frankly, my preference of Zelda games goes:

  1. Twilight Princess/Majora’s Mask
  2. Link’s Awakening/A Link to the Past
  3. Ocarina of Time
  4. Oracle of Ages and Seasons/Wind Waker
  5. The Rest

And as for Super Mario Bros., don’t get me wrong. I love it. It was a great game. But Super Mario Bros. 3 is fucking amazing.

THE BRAWL IS ON!

Super Smash Bros. Brawl has been set loose upon the world.

The impact of this event will be felt worldwide as Nintendo fanboys unleash an untold amount of devestation for fifty days and nights.

If you have a Nintendo Wii system, you MUST have this game.


Of course, this is the elated message that would have greeted you on the December 3rd, 2007 of a pre-Nintendo World Conference announcement universe.

Instead, we just have to settle for one of the most mediocre announcements on Smashbros.com.

Today should have easily been a new character. Or a new stage. Or a video of gameplay. Something significant. Not an explanation about God-awful Friend codes. For God’s sake, your game was supposed to come out today!

My heart weeps for the day that could have been.

Activision and Blizzard become Activision Blizzard

That’s right. The announcement rang out this morning (on GameTab at least) that Activision (the people behind Guitar Hero and Tony Hawk) and Blizzard (the people behind Starcraft and World of Warcraft) have gotten into bed with one another. Vivendi Games, Blizzard’s parent company, bought the majority shares in Activision. They have fused together to create the awesome juggernaut of Activision Blizzard.

If this concerns you, don’t worry. The companies will still operate fairly independently. Activison Blizzard is not a brand that will be seen on any published piece of software. In reality, Vivendi only purchased Activision to pad their pockets while Blizzard takes 2x years to develop and release a single game (where x approaches infinity).

Or, maybe they’re lying about the merger. In a few years, we could see Zeratul rocking out to ‘Smoke on the Water’ by Deep Purple in Guitar Hero IV: Legends of ‘Toss. Oh, and let’s not forget that World of Warcraft will now feature kickflips and ollies to summon the undead hordes of the Lich King. Oh yeah, and grinding will take on a whole new meaning.

Kijiji.ca

This is an interesting website that was discovered by a co-worker today during lunch.

It acts as a consolidated classified advertisement web page for certain regions. So, you can look up Kitchener and see who has some old NES games. Or, you can see who is getting rid of some old furniture in case you need to furnish that new living space.

It’s very interesting. I’d check it out to see what people in your area are selling.