Everyone knows Elisha Cuthbert. We’ve followed her throughout her entire career. Popular Mechanics for Kids. 24. More of 24. The Girl Next Door. Back on 24.

And, although she was completely unbearable on 24, she is so smokin’ hot it isn’t even funny.

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If you haven’t seen this summer’s blockbuster movie, Transformers, you probably should. Not just because any monologue of Optimus Prime is awesome. No. You can get those clips off of YouTube. And it certainly isn’t for the action sequences or story of the film. It is all a blur of images for two hours.

Of course, there are moments when time stands still. Like when Megan Fox, in a top that is a tad too tight, is leaning over Bumblebee’s engine to see if she can figure out what is wrong with him. Honest to God, she was all sweaty and glistening, and Bumblebee was playing such suggestive songs on the radio, that I thought he was going to end up having sex with her.

But, Shia LeBeouf got to make out with her in the end. Lucky bastard.

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For Ms. Cuoco, I can understand if you have not heard of her. It is not that she isn’t famous, but the shows she has appeared on are probably nowhere within the spectrum of programs that my readership would ever watch. Probably her most famous role is as the eldest daughter in ABC’s Eight Simple Rules for Dating My Teenager Daughter. The show was pretty funny considering a solid cast headed up by Katey Sagal (Married With Children, Futurama) and the late John Ritter (Three’s Company).

When John Ritter passed away because of an undiagnosed congenital heard defect, the show took a bit of a dive. It eventually went off the air. And presumably, Kaley Cuoco was out of a job.

Fortunately for her, she has a sitcom coming to CBS called The Big Bang Theory debuting this fall. It is basically a show about a bunch of psychics nerds, and the hot neighbour (Kaley). Sounds like a great combination. I’d be glad to be a part of it.

Check her out.

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Love Actually? Pirates of the Caribbean? No?

She looks like Natalie Portman? She looks like Natalie Portman so much - in fact - that she was cast as her decoy in Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. Remember that atrocity of a movie. Well, unfortunately for Keira Knightley, she was in it.

But still. The hotness. Look…if you don’t know who Keira Knightley is…you’re just…a lost cause. I’m sorry.

Check her out below.

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Alright.

For those of you who were not already aware, and were unable to decipher it from the past few posts, today is Binkle’s birthday. That’s right. He has caught up with Andrew and I, and is now 20 years old. Welcome to the next quarter of your life expectancy!

To honour the date of his birth, this Foxy Friday is dedicated to him, and will feature - entirely - only images of him. They were all taken by private investigators while he was unaware. Such shots include “shower Binkle”, “hair blown back by a fan Binkle”, and “washing a red convertible in hot pants and a bikini top Binkle”.

The titles of these photos were enough to contort my face into an expression of indescribable horror, and when I received them from the private investigators, I promptly set fire to them. And I am not just referring to the photos. I set fire to the private investigators. And I fed their ashes to a wolf, shot the wolf, and burned him. And now, to put the whole sordid affair behind us, I’ve decided to bring you a quadruple dose of Foxes for this Foxy Friday. Enjoy.

Happy Birthday!